Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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