Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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