Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
i need some magic done to my vagina
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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