'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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