they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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