He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I've blown a few things in my day
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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