I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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