Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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