And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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