Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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