it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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