Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
