It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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