wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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