I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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