Me. At least after what I've been through.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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