Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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