no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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