Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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