And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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