So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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