the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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