Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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