Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
my liver is dry heaving
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