you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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