You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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