I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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