apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just had sex bonerless
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We have started to decorate penises.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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