Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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