Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Two words: blizzard sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
