Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
