I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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