Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Little spoons don't ask big questions
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Text me some of your sweat
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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