Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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