We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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