Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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