Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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