try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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