very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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