Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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