i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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