i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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