i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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