I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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