tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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