so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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