I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
