Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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