it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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