I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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