Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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