Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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