How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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